theavengertonystark:

I prefer you without the skirt, but someone might find that scandalous. I’m not opposed.

And I’ll only go if it’s a seminar on how to remove your skirt. It’ll be a closed session — I already have to share you with the board. There’s no way I’m giving them a skirtless…

You should always default to skirtless mode. It’d be so much more efficient.